The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. - Joseph Heller
That goddam stunted, red-faced, big-cheeked, apple-cheeked, curlyheaded, midget assed, , google-eyed, undersized, grinning, buck-toothed rat!!" Yossarian sputtered.~ Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
I think that maybe in every company today there is always at least one person who is going crazy slowly. - Joseph Heller
That men would die was a matter of necessity; which men would die, though, was a matter of circumstance, and Yossarian was willing to be the victim of anything but circumstance. - Joseph Heller
Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him. - Joseph Heller
tudta, hogy egy civilizáció akkor éri el legfejlettebb, utolsó előtti szakaszát, amikor a káosz a rend álcájában parádézik, és tudta, hogy már elérkeztünk oda. - Joseph Heller
Rise above principal and do what's right. - Joseph Heller
I intend to live forever or die trying. - Joseph Heller
Every writer I know has trouble writing. - Joseph Heller
It is neither necessary or possible to educate someone who never questions anything. - Joseph Heller
Live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller
The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish. - Joseph Heller
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. - Joseph Heller
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in a state of complete exhaustion, and had to go straight back to sleep again. - Joseph Heller
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to. - Joseph Heller
mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow. - Joseph Heller
I don't want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough. - Joseph Heller
Homer begged and Rembrandt went bankrupt. Aristotle, who had money for books, his school, and his museum, could not have bought this painting of himself.Rembrandt could not afford a Rembrandt. - Joseph Heller